In the spirit of McSweeney's "Reviews of New Food"...

After three unsuccessful attempts at re-creating the delectable crunch of your “Golden Honeycomb” innards, it seems you must be made of pure magic, Crunchie bar. No mere mortals shall replicate your aureate viscera—only those brave souls at the Cadbury Confectionery Ltd. (280 Cumberland Street, Dunedin, New Zealand) know the secret to your gossamer honeycomb texture.
Conclusion: a food from the gods.